Sex and Baby Toys....

[Anonymous]

Let me first start off by saying NO WE DO NOT INCORPORATE MY DS TOYS INTO OUR SEX LIFE!

That being said... tonight in the middle of mine and my husbands little shindig I rolled right on to one of my DS loudest toys.  So not the right moment!

Has this ever happened to anyone else lol!?!

[TexasWife]

No but one of the toys they had left in our room scared the crap out of us. lol. It started going off by itself. Teh batteries were dying and it seriously sounded demon possessed.

[Candy91518]

Quoting .ZombieGirl.:

Haha! You girls made me laugh harder than the "can you find the c?"

[Anonymous]

I've never had that problem either because my kids pick up their toys every night. I'm far from perfect. Some of you ladies get so defensive!

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Well aren't you the perfect mom.

Jeeze way to put the damper on a light hearted fun post.

Unwad your panties.

Quoting .ZombieGirl.:

No, simply for the fact toys are not laying around in my house if they are not in use.

[TattoodMommy19]

Well then you would be correct about my panties! Except I don't wear them. Lmao.
Its impossible to tell tone from text. Your reply looked bitchy. I withdraw my snippy response. : )

Quoting .ZombieGirl.:

WTF! I didn't mean it in a mean way at all. I never claimed to be prefect. I was just stating why that has never happened to us. Maybe your panties are the ones to need to be pulled out of your ass.

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Well aren't you the perfect mom.

Jeeze way to put the damper on a light hearted fun post.

Unwad your panties.

Quoting .ZombieGirl.:

No, simply for the fact toys are not laying around in my house if they are not in use.

[.ZombieGirl.]

Quoting Candy91518:

Quoting .ZombieGirl.:

Haha! You girls made me laugh harder than the "can you find the c?"

Huh?

[momof3jones]

one found a crying wetting baby doll in bed when i rolled on it. and once found my son up under the blanket like the dog... that killed the mood for like a month...

[kades.mommy]

Not exactly. However, my son was asleep on the couch one day. His daddy and I were having some "personal time" and I was on top. I feel a little cold hand on my back and my one year old started laughing. Scared the H*** out of me!

Another story, I was actually in a very serious relationship with a girl a few years ago. We were in the process of moving and our "Toy" was in a big bag. My 7 year old brother was carrying the bag when it turned on. He took it out of the bag and says "Sissy...Sissy! this Pink Lava lamp is shaking!!" Me=Mortified.

[Candy91518]

@ zombie girl & tattomommie....

You two fighting was funny! Pointless but funny! Zombiegirl, you did come across stuck up, then it just carried on! We were all having fun and you two killed the mood! Like the annoying toys! I should prolly go to sleep.

[mommajeje]

Yes!  And it scared the hell out of us!  A pillow fell onto the floor and hit a hiding stuffed animal dog thing that talks and sings, it just happened to say "peek-a-boo!  I see you!"  It was scary, then hilarious, whenever we hear that we just start laughing, and my oldest starts fake laughing and says "this dog is sooo silly!"  Yep...that's what it is...silly... haha

[laurenb1]

Just a matchbox car but I
Just place it on the floor and get back to action