My boyfriend is really into getting talked to dirty in bed (before bed as a way to get turned on). I'm so bad at it. I freeze up and stumble over my words because I have NO CLUE what to say. So, I just don't try. But, I WANT to.
I NEED HELP! What are some things you've said to get your man going? What turns him on when you whisper in his ear? Is there something that always gets him going?
ANY suggestions are welcome.
I'm Safrianna - a peace loving Druid who believes ALL paths lead us to the same place - polyamorous with two wonderful men, in a closed, committed relationship - mother to one angel baby who was born with anencephaly - and TTC again very soon.
#13- WHAT?! Lmoa
#18- thats too much for me lol.
#21- for a lot of men, the use of baby maker would be a turn off. Idk why but a lot of guys don't usually like to think about reproduction when having sex, unless thats the goal, even then some might not like it
Quoting Sassy762:50 Dirty Talk Examples, From Not-So-Dirty to So-So-Dirty!
I EDITED some of the words.....I'm sure you can figure it out, LMAOOOOOO
1. Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate, you naughty boy/girl. Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.
2. Do you like it when I touch myself here?
3. Lie back and shut up! I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.
4. Kiss me there… Lick every inch of me.
5. Come over here and ride me hard!
6. F*ck me. Right now!
7. Use me as your toy all night long.
8. Touch yourself and let me watch you.
9. Do you want more? Take it!
10. Give me that come, honey. I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.
11. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.
12. I’m going to do you right now, honey. Your p*ssy… or your a$$…?
13. Well, you stupid f*cker, I won’t let you f*ck my a$$… So what?
14. Shut the f*ck up! I’ll f*ck you wherever I want, naughty little wh*re!
15. I always get what I want.
16. Okay, babe, you can have any hole you want.
17. I love the way it sounds when you f*ck me. Hear it?
18. I want you to s*ck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth.
19. Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
20. I’m so f*ckin’ wet, just let me s*ck your sweet lollipop…
21. Put your baby maker inside my hole and f*ck my brain out!
22. Just grab my head and force me closer!
23. I’m your slave for the night. Tell me what you want.
24. You can have me any way you want…
25. Get over here, big boy. And show me who’s the boss!
26. Where do you want to come?
27. I want it all over me. Cover me with it.
28. What a sweet sexy a$$!
29. Do you like my juicy p*ssy/big d*ck? Tell me what you see. Describe it to me.
30. You’re my bi*ch. I adore how naughty you are. I love you.
31. Babe, you have to follow all my rules tonight.
32. No stops this time. Let’s see how many times I can make you come.
33. Don’t you dare come until I say you can!
34. Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.
35. I want you to undress and wait for me in the bedroom.
36. Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.
37. Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
38. You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?
39. I can’t believe what you’re doing! Please do not stop!
40. I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
41. You little sl*t, I’m going to f*ck you till you can’t walk! Ready?
42. Fill me up, daddy, f*ck my tight c*nt! Make me scream with that big d*ck of yours!
43. Faster! Deeper! Harder!
44. What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my c*m if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
45. I love how big your c*ck gets when I talk to you like this.
46. I love sucking your c*ck. And I’m going to lick it clean.
47. C*m for me baby, c*m in my mouth, I want to taste you.
48. I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you.
49. I want you. I want to make love with you. I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to f*ck you.
50. Oh, baby, that was the best f*ck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.
All of this and the other replies I posted are compliments of GOOGLE, LMAOOOOOO
Quoting jaysmommy04:
# 1- I've tried that with dh, he was too uncomfortable about his masturbation . He still does not like me typo know he does it. Lol
#13- WHAT?! Lmoa
#18- thats too much for me lol.
#21- for a lot of men, the use of baby maker would be a turn off. Idk why but a lot of guys don't usually like to think about reproduction when having sex, unless thats the goal, even then some might not like it
Quoting Sassy762:50 Dirty Talk Examples, From Not-So-Dirty to So-So-Dirty!
I EDITED some of the words.....I'm sure you can figure it out, LMAOOOOOO
1. Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate, you naughty boy/girl. Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.
2. Do you like it when I touch myself here?
3. Lie back and shut up! I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.
4. Kiss me there… Lick every inch of me.
5. Come over here and ride me hard!
6. F*ck me. Right now!
7. Use me as your toy all night long.
8. Touch yourself and let me watch you.
9. Do you want more? Take it!
10. Give me that come, honey. I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.
11. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.
12. I’m going to do you right now, honey. Your p*ssy… or your a$$…?
13. Well, you stupid f*cker, I won’t let you f*ck my a$$… So what?
14. Shut the f*ck up! I’ll f*ck you wherever I want, naughty little wh*re!
15. I always get what I want.
16. Okay, babe, you can have any hole you want.
17. I love the way it sounds when you f*ck me. Hear it?
18. I want you to s*ck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth.
19. Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
20. I’m so f*ckin’ wet, just let me s*ck your sweet lollipop…
21. Put your baby maker inside my hole and f*ck my brain out!
22. Just grab my head and force me closer!
23. I’m your slave for the night. Tell me what you want.
24. You can have me any way you want…
25. Get over here, big boy. And show me who’s the boss!
26. Where do you want to come?
27. I want it all over me. Cover me with it.
28. What a sweet sexy a$$!
29. Do you like my juicy p*ssy/big d*ck? Tell me what you see. Describe it to me.
30. You’re my bi*ch. I adore how naughty you are. I love you.
31. Babe, you have to follow all my rules tonight.
32. No stops this time. Let’s see how many times I can make you come.
33. Don’t you dare come until I say you can!
34. Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.
35. I want you to undress and wait for me in the bedroom.
36. Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.
37. Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
38. You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?
39. I can’t believe what you’re doing! Please do not stop!
40. I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
41. You little sl*t, I’m going to f*ck you till you can’t walk! Ready?
42. Fill me up, daddy, f*ck my tight c*nt! Make me scream with that big d*ck of yours!
43. Faster! Deeper! Harder!
44. What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my c*m if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
45. I love how big your c*ck gets when I talk to you like this.
46. I love sucking your c*ck. And I’m going to lick it clean.
47. C*m for me baby, c*m in my mouth, I want to taste you.
48. I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you.
49. I want you. I want to make love with you. I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to f*ck you.
50. Oh, baby, that was the best f*ck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.
Harder, deeper, and faster are short (easy to say) and dirty
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm about to come!
Please, don't stop! Oh, please! It's sooo good!
Oooo, why does it feel so big!?
HOWEVER, I think that if you're faking dirty talk then you're probably not going to learn to enjoy it...Watch some dirty talk porn and see if it turns you on.
I say the harder/deeper stuff. And I'm coming... and all that. I need stuff for BEFORE we even get into the bedroom moreso.
Quoting Anonymous:Harder, deeper, and faster are short (easy to say) and dirty
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm about to come!
Please, don't stop! Oh, please! It's sooo good!
Oooo, why does it feel so big!?
HOWEVER, I think that if you're faking dirty talk then you're probably not going to learn to enjoy it...Watch some dirty talk porn and see if it turns you on.
Hm.
Will you "do" me really deep tonight?
It makes me wet when you do that (if he's kissing you or somthing)
You better quit teasing me - I really want your cock right now!
I am literally dripping right now (I've actually put lube in there B4 hand to make this seem real...LOL)
Quoting Safrianna:I say the harder/deeper stuff. And I'm coming... and all that. I need stuff for BEFORE we even get into the bedroom moreso.
Quoting Anonymous:Harder, deeper, and faster are short (easy to say) and dirty
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm about to come!
Please, don't stop! Oh, please! It's sooo good!
Oooo, why does it feel so big!?
HOWEVER, I think that if you're faking dirty talk then you're probably not going to learn to enjoy it...Watch some dirty talk porn and see if it turns you on.
I can't do either I just feel ridiculous, it makes me giggle.
I'm so wet. All I can think about is your hard cock.
I want you to titty fuck me and cum on my face.
Babe I'm so horny. I want your cock in my ass.
Do you want to cum on my face baby
I want to suck your cock until you cum all over.
I could go on and on.
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- Safrianna
on May. 18, 2012 at 2:48 AM