My ex-husband's girlfriend, the "de facto" (look it up, I'm tired) stepmom of my kids, just sent me a text inviting me to a sex toy party at her friend's house. In an effort to give an olive branch and seek a "friendship", because we hate each other's guts.
This woman has told me that my ex-husband "pays my rent" (lol no), left my kid alone in a car for an extended period of time, told my kids when they turn 21, she'll take them out to get drunk together, and showed my 9, 6, and 3 year old child the movie "Superbad."
HOW DO YOU EVEN CRAFT A RESPONSE!?
Better yet, I'm considering going. It could be so fun. Not because of the sex toys.