My ex-husband's girlfriend, the "de facto" (look it up, I'm tired) stepmom of my kids, just sent me a text inviting me to a sex toy party at her friend's house. In an effort to give an olive branch and seek a "friendship", because we hate each other's guts.
This woman has told me that my ex-husband "pays my rent" (lol no), left my kid alone in a car for an extended period of time, told my kids when they turn 21, she'll take them out to get drunk together, and showed my 9, 6, and 3 year old child the movie "Superbad."
HOW DO YOU EVEN CRAFT A RESPONSE!?
Better yet, I'm considering going. It could be so fun. Not because of the sex toys.
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on May. 18, 2012 at 11:28 PM
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on May. 18, 2012 at 11:53 PM
Bump, I'm to tired to be a smartass lol
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on May. 18, 2012 at 11:55 PM
I'd go, make your ex squirm. Lol
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on May. 18, 2012 at 11:56 PM
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I'd go! Sit and make comments about all the toys he would never be ok with and claim he loved the way this one feels or he thought it was hot when we used this..... Then watch her blow her money on stuff he's going to hate, while checking out the red hot embarrassment on her face that your sex with him was more fun than it is with her. Unless he's really like that. Then dog ALL the toys and let her come home empty handed and boring Lmao
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on May. 18, 2012 at 11:59 PM
I'd go to tell made up stories of how me and a past loves aka my ex and her man... tried a couple of the toys lol I'm kidding really but that would be hilarious!!!
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on May. 19, 2012 at 12:00 AM
Haha! That is hilarious and would be quite a show!
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I'd go! Sit and make comments about all the toys he would never be ok with and claim he loved the way this one feels or he thought it was hot when we used this..... Then watch her blow her money on stuff he's going to hate, while checking out the red hot embarrassment on her face that your sex with him was more fun than it is with her. Unless he's really like that. Then dog ALL the toys and let her come home empty handed and boring Lmao
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At what age should I tell my son dh is not his bio dad?
If you are skinny move a long ( post for big women)
- elleinady
on May. 18, 2012 at 11:28 PM