Write a troll story in one paragraph. Let's see how creative you all can get.
Hello.... I'm 25 yrs old and I've been receiving PA since I was 18. I lied to them and told them I didnt know who my kids father is so I can recieve more cash/fs. I get about 699 cash and 548 in fs. Now there's this mystery person trying to rat me out. FML LIFE ISN'T FAIR.