So last night my neighbors motion light on his house kept turning on. It shines right in my window. My kids got me this cute sleep mask for mothers day so I thought id use it. Worked like a charm. Until this morning. My alarm goes off and I feel around for the clock, I didn't feel it so I opened my eyes. I was fucking blind! I jumped up freaking out and broke a lamp. My mom came in my room to see what was going on. I told her something was wrong and I couldn't see anything. I was frantically flailing my arms around. She reached up and pulled the sleep mask away from my face. I said, oh, and she let it go and it snapped me in the face. Facepalm.
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