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So, the BoyChild's real name is Kevin. His middle name is Patrick (which he pronounces as pack-tricks, which I think is super cute) ...
My uncle REFUSES to call him Kevin. He's called my son Patrick since the day he was born. Now this is the same uncle who heard me complain for YEARS that my grandmother called me Cindy-Ann instead of just Cindy. (yeah, my real name's Cindy) I was constantly telling her that Ann was my MIDDLE name, not a hyphenated first name. He agreed with me wholeheartedly.
Every time he calls me son Patrick I seriously want to break his nose. For real. Why would he do that you ask? "I like the name Patrick better." Ok, that's great, maybe when you and your 400lb wife (I'm SO not kidding there) have a kid you can call HIM Patrick. But that is not my son's name. Stop it. Just STOP IT.