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It's a vagina, not a magic wand

Posted by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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It's not going to change a jerk into the man of your dreams.  It is not going to make your SO give a damn about your child when he already has 4 kids he doesn't see.  It's not going to make the guy who treats you like crap suddenly love and respect you.  A lazy guy isn't going to work harder.  The loser who lives with his momma isn't going to become Bill Gates because you gave it up.

It's not magic.

Start with a decent guy to begin with.

That is all.

by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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Northcuttswifey
by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:52 PM
You mean my vjay doesn't shoot rainbow and skittles? Wow 0.o
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harpsichord
by Platinum Member on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:52 PM
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Wait, what?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:53 PM

LOL So true! 

Mrs.Worthen
by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:53 PM

that is all true, but my vagina is a magic wand damnit lol

harpsichord
by Platinum Member on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:53 PM
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if my vagina were a wand it'd be a penis, so...

LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:53 PM
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 I don't know about the douchebag guy thing, but mine is seriously magic. With glitter and unicorns...

GomezMami2908
by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:54 PM

wink miniKudos.

LivysMama
by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:54 PM

Amen! :)

LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:54 PM
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 BTW: totally made my lazy guy step up and be a man when my spawn came flying out of my magic vagina...I win...

cherrywaves21
by on Jun. 1, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Bull shit. My vagina is fucking magical.
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