I must be punished for my sins ;)
- I sometimes let my son sleep on the couch, so I can sleep in his bed because I don't want to sleep next to my husband (he snores too damn loud!)
- When I get really mad at husband, I take his Prilosec capsules, pull them apart, dump out the medicine, put them back together and stick them back in the bottle (a little heartburn never killed no one, but the pain he's in after pissing me off is worth it)
- I have my own money fund started, just in case you know.
- I think I am the only one who hasn't cried at the end of Toy Story 3
- I told my husband one night during sex that he finally got me to "squirt"......I actually pissed on him instead