oh no, I fart. I think I fart better than my DH. I get it from my mom. My sister however... i've known her for 27 years and I've heard her fart once.
In my family we "toot" or "step on barking spiders" or "play the butt trumpet"
LMAO!! That's a new one. I'm going to say that to my DH and watch his reaction. :P
Quoting danijean:Lmfao I have never heard that. Dh says he shits air.
Liar, liar pants on fire....Ya know why your pants are on fire ? because of your flaming hot, ass cheek friction clapping, asshole burning, sulfur smelling, farts...that's why.
Quoting AriMommy:In my family we "toot" or "step on barking spiders" or "play the butt trumpet"
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