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I dont fart

Anonymous
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I whisper in my panties. How abouts you?
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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danijean
by Gold Member on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:04 PM
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Lmfao I have never heard that. Dh says he shits air.
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chichiwvu
by on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:04 PM

oh no, I fart. I think I fart better than my DH. I get it from my mom. My sister however... i've known her for 27 years and I've heard her fart once.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:05 PM

AriMommy
by on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:05 PM

In my family we "toot" or "step on barking spiders" or "play the butt trumpet"

cmeeso
by on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:06 PM
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LMAO!! That's a new one. I'm going to say that to my DH and watch his reaction. :P

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:06 PM
That is a good one! Got to remember that one.

Quoting danijean:

Lmfao I have never heard that. Dh says he shits air.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:06 PM
My dh and I have been together for 5 yrs and he has heard me fart once
Shabbydoll78
by on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:07 PM
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Liar, liar pants on fire....Ya know why your pants are on fire ? because of your flaming hot, ass cheek friction clapping, asshole burning, sulfur smelling, farts...that's why. 

PortiaRose
by on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:07 PM
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You whipser huh? What do you say? Does it say "this smells so bad"?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 6, 2012 at 9:07 PM
We say poo-ed sometimes.

Quoting AriMommy:

In my family we "toot" or "step on barking spiders" or "play the butt trumpet"

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