Too embarassed to go to ER, help! Ok dr called New update Last update

[Anonymous]

I had a really deep itch down there and I couldnt reach it with my fingers im also missing some fingers too(diabetes) but i decided to use a plastic fork and I swear to god ive lost it. Idgaf about the people who think im making shit up or say its not possible it is possible and im embarassed and scared because im 32 wks preg and i was dialated 2cm last appointment so what if the fork is up in there with my baby? I might call the on call doctor but oh god im just gonna bawl now.

Ok on call doctor called me back. Hes a saint for not laughing and thank god hes not my regular gyn. He said its extremely unlikely it ended up in my uterus but he understands why im worried so he wants me to get DH or someone to take a look. If its really not visible then yes ER but he pointed out what a lot of you said about Hospitals always seeing weird shit so im not embarassed as i was. Its just me, my 2 kids, and my 80 year old granny who cant see for shit so now im weighing texting dh or my best friend who is probably asleep.

Dh finally texted me back and he wants me to just go to the ER and he will meet me there but i said hell no he has to come get me so i called my bff to watch the kids, i lied and said i was having contractions and to explain to my granny if she wakes up before i get back so im kind of sitting here trying not to freak. I dont know why he wont even look first.

Final Update: theysent me to L&D right away because of my history of preterm labor and the odd situation. My husband was not really talking to me which pissed me off and even now hes not saying much but anyway yes it was stuck in there no never went in my cervix. It was bent in a u shape with the bend resting against my cervix. Doc said it being a flimsy fork(dollarstore) and the heat and moisture my poor citculation etc and not being able to reach well it was like one of those birth control rings which you cant feel when theyre in. I got a pretty good scratch from him pulling it out so i got antibiotics and fluconizol(sp) for a yeast infection. I stayed in til about 5 so now im tired and worried DH wont ever talk to me again.

[Anonymous]

Today is the day. I'm going to select a nice plastic fork and insert it vaginally. I'll be back to confess later.

Quoting miz2hijo89:

AWW WHY WONT HE TLK TO YU?? I UNDERSTAND AN ITCH AND TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO RELIEVE IT BUT THINGS HAPPEN.... IT WASNT LIKE U SAID  OK TODAYS THA DAY IMA LOSE A FORK UP THERE AND GET HIM PISSED....NO! IM SRRY HUN...

[miz2hijo89]

lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Today is the day. I'm going to select a nice plastic fork and insert it vaginally. I'll be back to confess later.

Quoting miz2hijo89:

AWW WHY WONT HE TLK TO YU?? I UNDERSTAND AN ITCH AND TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO RELIEVE IT BUT THINGS HAPPEN.... IT WASNT LIKE U SAID  OK TODAYS THA DAY IMA LOSE A FORK UP THERE AND GET HIM PISSED....NO! IM SRRY HUN...

 

[kymomma1974]

Lmaooooooo

[Anonymous]

Okay, I did it and it was 100% worth it!!!

Quoting Anonymous:

Today is the day. I'm going to select a nice plastic fork and insert it vaginally. I'll be back to confess later.

Quoting miz2hijo89:

AWW WHY WONT HE TLK TO YU?? I UNDERSTAND AN ITCH AND TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO RELIEVE IT BUT THINGS HAPPEN.... IT WASNT LIKE U SAID  OK TODAYS THA DAY IMA LOSE A FORK UP THERE AND GET HIM PISSED....NO! IM SRRY HUN...