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My butt itches inside, what should I do about it? *Edit! Electric Mixer Problem!

Anonymous
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I don't know what to do!

-Someone suggested i use an electric mixer. Problem is, it won't turn on unless both tongs are plugged into it. I could only find one. Please help! It's getting worse and this is serious business.
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:38 AM
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darlula
by on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:38 AM
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Stick a plastic fork up there.
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Roxygurl
by Emerald Member on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM
Stick a spork on up in there, that'll help
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heyma4
by on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM

Steak knives work wonders, but stay away from forks.

wifeofvet
by Silver Member on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM
Hahahahahaha
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM
Get Hemroid cream
GreenEyePixie
by Platinum Member on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM
Plastic spoon!
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Rose87
by on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM

masturbate with a food item

outtamymynd
by Ruby Member on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:39 AM
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A hand held mixer works wonders
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Char-Bear
by Silver Member on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:40 AM

 Don't forget to tie a string on it so you don't lose it

Quoting darlula:

Stick a plastic fork up there.

 

she_walk_softly
by on Jun. 8, 2012 at 12:40 AM
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Get some dewormer
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