Me: Are your arms broken?
Me: Well, then are you four years old?
Me: Then no.
DH: But my mom used to cut up my dad's steak.
Me: Well then, I guess you should have married your mother.
DH: I thought all wives did that.
Me: (Laughing uncontrollably) Maybe in 1952, or if the husband is disabled. I cut meat for my children who are age 4 and under, if they even chose to eat meat. (My dd didn't until she was around 10).
DH: Well, that's disappointing.
Me: I guess cutting meat up isn't everything though, seeing as your parents have been divorced for five years now.
So, seriously, am I way off, are there other wives who do this for their perfectly capable husbands?