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I am a nurse and I had the patient from hell today (I have to post anon so that I am not violating HIPPA laws)

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I have my BSN (bachelor's of science in nursing) and I work on a great labor and delivery floor. For the most part, I get great patients, their families are usually wonderful and often by the time the mom delivers I do get connected to the family. Usually, I LOVE my job but oh my goodness, today I had the patients from hillbilly central. I kid you not, the mom of the patient was there with her DH who also happened to be the brother of the patient's dad ( so the woman left or was left by the father of her child and then got with his brother). Then I find out that the father of the baby (who was there) was the son of the girl's step dad  making the father of the baby her cousin and her step brother. Then the patient's sister came with her 4 kids, not one was over 6 and everyone thought it was funny that they were running around the room with no shoes on and adorable when "JR went and done crapped on the "terilt" "JR looked to be about 4, I sure as heck hope he is "crapping on the "terlit""). But then in walks the patient's dad, who, as it turns out was especially excited to be there because this is the first one of his grandchildren he is going to be around for the birth because he just got out of prison. It was bad because when you work labor and delviery, you usually only have one or two patients but you are with them a  LOT, between checking contraction, doing vital signs, keeping an eye on the baby's heart rate I am in the room more then out of it so I was got to spend the WHOLE DAY with these people!!! YAY FOR ME Just when I thought it that this was the epitome of white trash ( I am white, I can say white trash) the parents of the baby's father came (mom got there a bit before dad) and they were a fun bunch. You see mom and dad are getting divorced because dad was cheating on mom with the neighbor who I swear was a big as a house (meanwhile the dad's mom looked pretty good, can't figure that one out) and he was considerate enough to bring his mistress to the hospital, long story short, I had to call security on the mistress and the baby's grandfather and they have to be escorted out because the mistress was threatening the wife saying that she (the mother of the father of the baby) had no right being there and she should stay away from "her man". I would just like to say that if you go to the hospital to visit someone, PLEASE, for the love of God, don't ask their nurse, don't ask her to check your mole, especially a mole that is usually covered in clothing, just sayin. I need a drink, if you read all of this, thanks for hanging in there.

Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:14 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:26 PM
1 mom liked this

I dont appreciate the fact you posted about my family!   And Jr is gettin pretty darn good at that terlit thing now that hes 6 for you infomation!  

momo3fgr8tteens
by Ruby Member on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:26 PM

Sounds like a bad sitcom. Go get a drink. 

mitchiesgirl
by on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:26 PM
1 mom liked this
I am just astonished at myself for understanding all of this lol. Yay me!


Sucky day for you :/ Drink drink drink!
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Kandiface
by on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Where? I'm near Macon!

Quoting Ireallydontcare:

I could not stop giggling. Thank you. I can laugh. I live in Georgia. LMAO

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Ireallydontcare
by on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:28 PM

Other end...in the hills Gilmer County.

Quoting Kandiface:

Where? I'm near Macon!

Quoting Ireallydontcare:

I could not stop giggling. Thank you. I can laugh. I live in Georgia. LMAO




Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:28 PM


Quoting SommerRayne06:

Omg. That was gibberish. so basically it is an incest family? So lost. Read it three times, still confused. Someone pour me a drink too!

Well the mom and dad of the baby are cousins but since his dad is her dad's brother and then her mom married his dad, they are also step siblings

VintageWife
by Silver Member on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:28 PM

BTW...if the father of the baby is a step-sibling to her, isn't her now husband too since he is the baby-daddy's brother? Or do they have separate dads and same moms?

briellesmomma
by Velvet on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:29 PM
I giggled LOL have 2 big ass drunks after this day.
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happy.go.lucky
by Bronze Member on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Hahaha wow! I had a hard time understanding the....er...lineage straight lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 12, 2012 at 11:29 PM
How dare you talk about what happened with me and my family! Im reporting this asap! You didnt think this "hillbilly" had an CM account!? You're in deep SH*T now!
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