I am "that mom" -all anon if you like!

[AngryBob]

What is something that you do or have done that makes you "that mom"? Cut someone off in traffic? Give your kid nothing but Oreos for dinner? Something that if a cm sanctimommy saw you, it would totally chap her bum?
Got anon if you like! This is mom confessions!
ETA holy cow you mamas are naughty! Keep em coming!!
Edit 2 we broke 500! Doesn't it feel so good to let it all out??

[Anonymous]

 I work full time because I love it

I didn't breast feed or even try my tits my life

I swear all the time so does hubby

I turned my kids around at 1 and 20lbs ..gasp!

We listen to Loud music in the car pop/rock you name it and the kids sing along...lol....preschool knows when I am coming to pick them up they can hear me...

[Anonymous]

nothing really just going to sit back and enjoy what im reading

[Pokemon_Lover]

Hurah for us wiccian Canadians! :)

Quoting kit_manson:

I had my kid young, and still have the audacity to take him out with me,
I am a wiccan.
I think sex is not shameful
I am unmarried but not single.
I adopted a kitten while on assistance.
Oh and I'm Canadian. How dare I have opinions on american things?!

[Anonymous]

Wic makes me feel like delaying solids is akin to child abuse. I gave my 7 month old a bite of potato salad.

[Anonymous]

I am the worse cusser ever, literally EVER. I grew up around it as a kid and now its Damn near impossible to stop..uh oh I did it again Grrr ! Lol

[L1558]

I don't feel guilty when I'm rocking size 12 jeans and I order a burger and fries instead of a salad.

I like to work.

I like to get dirty and sweat, because a shower and clean bed feels so much better after I've been outside working.

I don't believe in the word "ladylike".

Sometimes I pee outside. IDGAF. I farm.

Sometimes I wish I could be as fabulous as a transvestite. I cannot rock that much makeup.

I once was packing my husband's lunch and I ate the middles out of the Oreos and put them back together without thinking and sent them.

[gum.drop]

I let my kids fall..... I don't hover them and as long as I think they can handle the fall or drop I let them learn that way.


I've got some nasty looks

[L1558]

I breastfed without a cover.

[Anonymous]

I swear, I yell at my kids, I spank, I don't vaccinate, I have let them watch tv ALL day, we eat WAY too much sugar, I let my 6 year old and 4 year old play outside by themselves, I get food stamps and I buy pop with the food stamps (for my husband, my kids don't drink pop except once in a while). Oh a couple more things, we blew $500 of our tax return on fun stuff and my husband and I got married while I was receiving assistance and we also go pregnant on purpose while receiving assistance as well.

[L1558]

My daughter grew up listening to punk music because I COULD NOT DO kiddie cds.