I'm the guy who kept hitting on you at the viewing this morning. I just want you to know that I totally didn't realize it was YOUR dad who had passed away until you got up to read the eulogy...
Talk about having egg on my face... Had I known, I totally would have waited until the wake or something.
But anyway, now that you've had more time to grieve or whatever... Maybe you'd like to reconsider meeting me at that warehouse I was telling you about?
Please respond with the name of the cemetery where we planted your dad's corpse so I'll know it's you.
P.S. I just realized, all of the above applies to your sister as well (the skinny one, not the one who looks like something's wrong with her)... So if you both want to meet up that's cool