Heads up to anyone that uses daycare/nanny/babysitter
Were you drunk last night and puked in the car in front of your kids? We will hear about it the next day.
Are you and your husband going through a divorce but haven't told everyone yet? Your kid told us at story time.
Does mommy have stinky farts? Your kid loves to tattle on you.
Oh the things we hear about your home life. Most caregivers chuckle and move on, but some do love to gossip. If you pick your kid up and the teacher won't look you in the eye you can bet your darling angel shared a secret with the class. :-)