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Does anyone remember this? I'm in a silly mood tonight

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Milk milk lemonade a round the corner fudge is made.
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by on Jun. 16, 2012 at 1:22 AM
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ccnstanczak
by Gold Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:22 AM
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north south east west

i met my boyfriend at the candy store

he bought me ice cream he bought me cake

he brought me home with a belly ache

mama mama im so sick, call the dr quick quick quick

dr dr will i die?

you will die on the count of 5

1

2

3

4

5

IM ALIVE!!


ccnstanczak
by Gold Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:24 AM

anyone remember chinese jump rope?

i taught my dd to do it the other day. i just used yarn but im going to order one for her .

also cat in the cradle too.

lalaboosh
by on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:25 AM

Whenever I think of that I just think of The Devil's Rejects. Not a bad memory, hot hot blonde...

lalaboosh
by on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:26 AM

I had a chinese jump rope, but I don't really remember it. I do remember my cat's cradle Klutz book! OMG AWESOME! I still know how to play pretty well and I can make the eiffel tower!

Quoting ccnstanczak:

anyone remember chinese jump rope?

i taught my dd to do it the other day. i just used yarn but im going to order one for her .

also cat in the cradle too.


kaysha
by Ruby Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:32 AM
Sissy shared the version I knew

Quoting sissyboogs:

We sang that one like this: 

Oh hell-o operator, give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her big fat--ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their- flies are in the city, bees are in the park, Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, dark dark dark. 

Quoting Sanctimommy:


Oh Hell

-O Operator,

Give me number nine.

And if you do not get it,

I'll kick you in the behind

the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass.

Miss Susie sat upon it and she broke her little-

Ask me no more questions.

I'll tell you no more lies.

Miss Susie's in the bathroom and she's making chocolate pies.


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kaysha
by Ruby Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:39 AM
Thank you jacksmom, I had that stuck in my head a few weeks ago but couldn't remember the words.

Quoting JacksMom1221:

We sang "great big blobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Little birdies dirty feet

great big blobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

And I forgot my spoon




Quoting SJG1013:

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

and i forgot my spoon

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JacksMom1221
by Platinum Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:46 AM
Ugh, that's the worst! Or when u only know like 1 or 2 lines in a song, but its stuck in your head, so u just keep repeating those same 2 lines! Lol!


Quoting kaysha:

Thank you jacksmom, I had that stuck in my head a few weeks ago but couldn't remember the words.



Quoting JacksMom1221:

We sang "great big blobs of greasy grimey gopher guts


Mutilated monkey meat


Little birdies dirty feet


great big blobs of greasy grimey gopher guts


And I forgot my spoon






Quoting SJG1013:

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

and i forgot my spoon

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GillyMonster87
by on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:50 AM

My Dad used to say this one all the time "Fuck a Duck, Screw a shoe, Kiss my ass and turn Blue" 

My Brother and I used to love this one "Jingle Bells Batman Smells, Robin Laid an egg.. The bat-mobile lost it's wheel, and the joker got away!" 

.dreamcatcher.
by Bronze Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 3:56 AM
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up parakeet,
Little dirty birdy feet,
French fried eye balls swimming in a bowl of blood, I don't have a soon so I guess I have to slurp *makes slurping sound with mouth *
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.dreamcatcher.
by Bronze Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 4:11 AM
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All I remember is, " little bunny Foo Foo hopping through the first scooping up (some kinda mouse) & bopping it on the head." Then something about some chick coming and telling him that he better not being doing that LOL & he kept doing it :) lol

Quoting Luv2BaMommy9809:

Do you guys remember Little Rabbit Foo Foo?!

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