Does anyone remember this? I'm in a silly mood tonight
Quoting devinsmom42:
Omg!!! My mom lied to me my whole life!!! She told me she made that up herself!! And thanks now its stuck in my head. I totally thought she made it up BC she is a freaking nut lol.
Quoting MommyRach0810:
im a nut. im a nut, im crazy, called myself upon the phone asked myself if i was home. asked myself out on a date. meet me at the corner half past eight, im a nut. im a nut. im crazy. met myself at the picture show, sit myself on the very back row, put my arm around m waist, got so fresh i slapped my face. im a nut. im a nut im crazy
Quoting MilfShake26:
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark.
Quoting Anonymous:
Miss Susie's in the bathroom Zipping up her
Flys are in the meadow, bees are in the park
Quoting Sanctimommy:Miss Susie had a baby.
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bath tub.
To see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water.
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bath tub but it wouldn't go down his throat.
Oh Hell
-O Operator,
Give me number nine.
And if you do not get it,
I'll kick you in the behind
the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it and she broke her little-
Ask me no more questions.
I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Susie's in the bathroom and she's making chocolate pies.
Miss Suzy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
she put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bathtub
but it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss Suzy called the doctor
Miss Suzy called the nurse
Miss Suzy called the lady with the alligator purse
Measles said the doctor
mumps said the nurse
chicken pox said the lady with the alligator purse
Miss Suzy hit the doctor
the doctor slapped the nurse
the nurse paid the lady with the alligator purse
out walked the doctor
out walked the nurse
Out walked the lady with the baby in her purse!
And the other one was:
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you right behind the refrigerator
there lay a piece of glass
and when Miss Suzy sat on it she cut her little
ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
Miss Suzy told the story
the day before she
Dyed her hair all purple
she dyed her hair all pink
She dyed her hair all polka dots
and washed it down the
sink me in the ocean
Sink me in the sea
Sink me down the toilet
but please don't pee on me me me!
Quoting Sanctimommy:Miss Susie had a baby.
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bath tub.
To see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water.
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bath tub but it wouldn't go down his throat.
Oh Hell
-O Operator,
Give me number nine.
And if you do not get it,
I'll kick you in the behind
the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it and she broke her little-
Ask me no more questions.
I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Susie's in the bathroom and she's making chocolate pies.
My back aches, my bra's too tight
My hips sway from left to right
i woke up Sunday morning and looked upon the wall
the skeeters and the bed bugs were playing a game of ball
the score was 6 to nothing the skeeters were ahead
the bedbugs hit a home run and knocked me outta bed
I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo
catch a whipper-whopper
by the toe and
if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
eenie meenie and a minie mo
i went downstairs for breakfast i ordered ham and eggs i ate so many pickles the juice ran down my legs im singing….
i walked around a corner not doing any harm along came a police man who grabbed me by the arm im singin…..
they threw me in the sewer and that is how i died they didn’t call it murder they called it sewer- side im singin……
That's the ugliest name everrrr!!!
- SantaHatesYou
on Jun. 16, 2012 at 1:22 AM