Does anyone remember this? I'm in a silly mood tonight

[SantaHatesYou]

Milk milk lemonade a round the corner fudge is made.

[katzmeow726]

It's great bit globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdy feet
French fried eye balls
swimming in a pool of blood,
Glad I forgot my straw! 

Quoting SJG1013:

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

greasy grimy gopher guts

Great big blobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

and i forgot my spoon

[luvlivelaugh]

This was the version I knew lol

Quoting MFCsarah:

Miss suzy had a steam boat the steam boat had a bell Miss suzy went to heaven the steam boat went to hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind the fridgerator there lay a piece of glass miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark, the dark is like the movies and movies are so slow and slow is like a turtle and that is all I know, I know I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 80 acre bra bra bra

this was our version LOL

Quoting colins_mom:

I know the last one but we sang it this way:



Miss suzie had a tug boat

The tug boat had a bell

Ding ding

Miss suzie went to heaven

The tug boat went to

Hello oporater

Give me number nine

And if you disconect me

I'll kick you from

Behind the fridgorate

there lay a peice of glass

Miss suzie fell upon it

And broke her little

Ask me no more questions

Tell me no more lies

Miss suzie told me this

The day before she

Dyed her hair all purple

She dyed her hair all pink

She dyed her hair all polka dots

And washed it down the

Sink me in the ocean

Sink me in the sea

Sink me in the toilet

But please dont pee on me me me!

Quoting Sanctimommy:

Miss Susie had a baby.

She named him Tiny Tim.

She put him in the bath tub.

To see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water.

He ate up all the soap.

He tried to eat the bath tub but it wouldn't go down his throat.

Oh Hell

-O Operator,

Give me number nine.

And if you do not get it,

I'll kick you in the behind

the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass.

Miss Susie sat upon it and she broke her little-

Ask me no more questions.

I'll tell you no more lies.

Miss Susie's in the bathroom and she's making chocolate pies.

[bearscubed]

 

[Rosamaria101]

On top of a smokey all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with an m61
i went to her burial
i went to her grave
everyone threw flowers
but i threw a grenade
4 weeks later she still wasnt dead
so i took a bazooka and blew of her head
the cops came and got me and took me to jail
they took a bazooka and blew me to Hell

Quoting champagne_rose:

 on top of old smokey all covered with blood. I shot my poor teacher with(some type of gun). I went to her funeral. I went to her grave...etc etc.

I am tired lol

[TrouserMouse]

Mama had a baby and its head popped off!

*as I decapitate a dandelion*

[smurfbitebug]

It's raining it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He fell out of bed
And bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning

[smurfbitebug]

I'm remembering all these different ones all day today

[Anonymous]

No?