GAME: *I Never,* the CM Edition

[AlyBren]

I'm bored. Let's play a game!

Rules are pretty easy, though I'm sure a few of you intellectual insects won't read and/or comprehend and screw up. That's okay, we know you need "special help." ;)

If someone posts an "I never" that you HAVE done, you *LIKE* their post. And take a sip/whatever, if alcohol is your thing. If you haven't done it, move along to the next one, and/or post your own "I never."

Anon to your heart's content if you like! Dirty, silly, sexy, gross, disturbing, mean, anything you want.

[MilfShake26]

I've never rubbed patroleum (sp) jelly all over myself and crawled around on the floor pretending to be a slug.

[Charli627]

Ive never been on an airplane

[bustybee]

dh was wondering why the guy wasn't crying. he even said the guy musta been torn open. lol. you should google http://www.lemonparty.org/

Quoting mamabirch88:

Lmfao I thought dh was going to faint when we watched it this morning.

Quoting mistync:

You should totally google kids in sandbox (not anything to do with actual kids) and blue waffle

Quoting Dextons_Mommy:

Oh God, don't do it! I learned my lesson about Googling stuff other people tell you about. Never again!

Quoting briellesmomma:

I have never watched 2 girls one cup

 

[bundleofjoy22]

Can I drink something else? I don't think my in utero baby would appreciate me getting drunk!

[Anonymous]

Okay, makes me wonder who's not playing right. hahaha.

Quoting mamabirch88:

Pretty much. But you can post things you really have never done. You just only "like" the things you have done.

Quoting Anonymous:

So, basically, we're posting things we HAVE done, but adding the word NEVER to our statement?? I read the directions, lol.

[Skyeannalorain]

I'm back!!!!!!

I've never finished one plate at a Buffet.

[dyke_127]

Wow I made it to the end and I am very very drunk, well if I were drinking. 

I have never been to a gay bar.

[dyke_127]

I have never been to a gay pride

[dyke_127]

I have never fallen asleep during sex.

That would suck.

[moon_dust]

I've never picked my nose in public.