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get weed outa your system

Anonymous
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I smoked like 5 times a day and I quit tomorrow, ill be moving in like 25days..were gonna be looking for jobs, how do I get it outta my system fast..how does water get it out?

I'm 5'7 and 140 pounds..I'm pretty thin
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:04 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:20 PM

Just start your head on fire. That should do the trick.

kkps725
by Gold Member on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:20 PM
Go to a smoke shop and ask the potheads that work there. They sell l kinds of shit for that.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:21 PM
WTF - are you stoned now? You are moving and have to take a drug test?? Why?
laura_sims
by on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:21 PM

wtf?

Quoting .not.angel.:

Are you high now? Look at this.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Just substitute. You have a much better chance of passing if you have smoked that much. When I was a heavy smoker, it took me two months to piss clean even with intense exercise and water intake.
laura_sims
by on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:22 PM

dont do this seriously

Quoting Anonymous:

Cap full of bleach in milk. Smoked pot did that a few hrs later. Few hrs after that i had to take a piss test and passed.


laura_sims
by on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:22 PM
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Quoting Anonymous:

WTF - are you stoned now? You are moving and have to take a drug test?? Why?

are you high?

She is looking for jobs after she moves. She clearly says that in the OP

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Lol...they won't sell it to you if you disclose that you are trying to beat a piss test.

Quoting kkps725:

Go to a smoke shop and ask the potheads that work there. They sell l kinds of shit for that.
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Justtina888
by Member on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:24 PM

niacin and sure gel.  After all that time, it should be out of your system.  Do some cardio and sweat. 

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 19, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Just the day, drink like half a gallon.

Quoting Anonymous:

LOL wow I didn't know ..how often do I drink it




Quoting Anonymous:

Really? They do em here. At like casinos..


Mix it 50/50 with cranberry juice you could drink straight but kinda gross..lol





Quoting Anonymous:

Never heard of hair samples for jobs LOL..do I drink it straight.







Dh was mad I smoked today Cuz we quit a week ago



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Quoting Anonymous:

Vinegar yo. Hopefully they don't do hair samples.


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