I stopped at a gas station to use the restroom. I sat down. Right when I started peeing, a spider came out of nowhere and landed on my leg.
I am scared to death of spiders, so I started freaking out. When I went to brush it off of me, it jumped and landed right on my crotch!
By this time, I am hysterical. I am waving my hands down my crotch hopefully to brush it into the water. I peed on my hand in the freak out. Then, the spider disappears. I don't see it on me or in the toilet.
Well I wasn't about to pull my pants up and pretend it didn't happen, so I stripped off all of my clothes from the waist down. I finally shook it out of my jeans and killed the fucker.
I am traumatized. : (
I am scared to death of spiders, so I started freaking out. When I went to brush it off of me, it jumped and landed right on my crotch!
By this time, I am hysterical. I am waving my hands down my crotch hopefully to brush it into the water. I peed on my hand in the freak out. Then, the spider disappears. I don't see it on me or in the toilet.
Well I wasn't about to pull my pants up and pretend it didn't happen, so I stripped off all of my clothes from the waist down. I finally shook it out of my jeans and killed the fucker.
I am traumatized. : (
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 4:58 PM
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you sit on public toilets?
or did you squat
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 4:58 PM
oh shit lol I would have did the same I hate spiders myself glad your okay hun
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 5:00 PM
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Omg this made me laugh so hard.. but I'm sorry that sounds horrible. I would have reacted the same way.
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 5:00 PM
I'm sorry... I had to laugh. I could so see this happening to me.
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 5:00 PM
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I sit. I am not even close to a germophobe. As long as it appears clean and is dry, I am good.
Quoting AerickMomi_MrsD:you sit on public toilets?
or did you squat
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 5:01 PM
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I hope you squatted and didn't sit on the toilet I never sit on public toilets always was taught when I was a little girl to always squat and til this day I still do.
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on Jun. 20, 2012 at 4:57 PM