I am scared to death of spiders, so I started freaking out. When I went to brush it off of me, it jumped and landed right on my crotch!
By this time, I am hysterical. I am waving my hands down my crotch hopefully to brush it into the water. I peed on my hand in the freak out. Then, the spider disappears. I don't see it on me or in the toilet.
Well I wasn't about to pull my pants up and pretend it didn't happen, so I stripped off all of my clothes from the waist down. I finally shook it out of my jeans and killed the fucker.
I am traumatized. : (