Once Dh and I were having sex and I was on top. I was suuuuuper pregnant and totally off balance. I almost fell off the bed and caught myself. As I caught myself I accidentally jammed my thumb into his eyeball, and came down wrong on his penis - hurting him baddd. He said "baby you made me see colors when you jammed your thumb in my eye!!!!!". The room was pitch black so I knew it musta really hurt. I could not stop laughing go so long. He was pissed lol but we still finished.
What are your "sex gone wrong" stories?