kids say the funniest things!

[mommab426]

I have a very talkative and hilarious four year old that says some of the funniest things. anybody have some funny things that kids have said to share?

[mamadrama15]

My son says he loves cheese and wants to marry it lol.

[mommab426]

one of my sons loves to sing "boyfriend" by Justin bieber to our dog

[Anonymous]

This is going to sound worse than it actually is, but the other night my son, he's 5 yrs old, came into my room wanting to sleep in there. I told him that was fine. Well, then he goes "can you get on me like Daddy does you". I just looked at him and said "WHAT????". He repeated it again. I said "What do you mean exactly?". He took my arm and put it around his side. He was wanting to snuggle!!!! 

[cherrywaves21]

Omg that is hilarious!

Quoting Anonymous:

This is going to sound worse than it actually is, but the other night my son, he's 5 yrs old, came into my room wanting to sleep in there. I told him that was fine. Well, then he goes "can you get on me like Daddy does you". I just looked at him and said "WHAT????". He repeated it again. I said "What do you mean exactly?". He took my arm and put it around his side. He was wanting to snuggle!!!! 

[jandyrodax]

A couple of months ago my daughter and I were at the store and she was wanting a ring out of the little machine so I got her one. She put it on her left hand ring finger and looked at me and said "now I am married to you, Mommy". 

[Anonymous]

Before I realized what he was trying to say I am pretty sure my face was a look of shock and horror! LOL! 

Quoting cherrywaves21:

Omg that is hilarious!

Quoting Anonymous:

This is going to sound worse than it actually is, but the other night my son, he's 5 yrs old, came into my room wanting to sleep in there. I told him that was fine. Well, then he goes "can you get on me like Daddy does you". I just looked at him and said "WHAT????". He repeated it again. I said "What do you mean exactly?". He took my arm and put it around his side. He was wanting to snuggle!!!! 

[TheBrewCrew6]

My boys (5 & 6) were arguing in the gorcery store last week:

J: Mom, can we play outside when we get home?

Me: Sure :)

K: Noooo!!! I want to swim!

J: Mooooommmmm K said we cant play outside when we get home!!

Me: J, you know he is just trying to make you mad. K doesnt make the rules, so if Mommy says we can play outside why do you listen to him?

J: CAUSE I HAVE EARSSSS!!!

[bustybee]

my 3 yo tells me on a regular basis that when he grows up hes gonna have a vagina like me and then he will be a mommy too

[mommab426]

I found this hilarious, my three year old and my eleven month old were sitting in the living room one day and he did something that he got in trouble for so he was mad at me. I heard him very faintly through his teeth mutter to his brother " I hate you because I hate your mother!" I died laughing. Just the way he had a hold of his shirt and the way he said it cracked me up.

[mommab426]

Haha aww

Quoting Anonymous:

This is going to sound worse than it actually is, but the other night my son, he's 5 yrs old, came into my room wanting to sleep in there. I told him that was fine. Well, then he goes "can you get on me like Daddy does you". I just looked at him and said "WHAT????". He repeated it again. I said "What do you mean exactly?". He took my arm and put it around his side. He was wanting to snuggle!!!!