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Things I Have learned From CafeMom Confessions

Posted by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:27 PM
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  1. Never Ever Ever go to the bathroom. Ever. This is completly illegal because little ones can get things they are not suppose to.
  2. If you don't use cloth diapers you're a horrible mom
  3. If you don't breastfeed you need to be thrown in jail or shot
  4. If you are on Food Stamps you need to have all your kids taken away.
  5. You will be watched as to what you buy on food stamps.
  6. If you recieve any kind of assistance and you get a gift from anyone Sell that shit to pay for food!
  7. 30 Is the only age you can have a child. Anything younger you are too immature and anything older you are too old
  8. Mommies should not own sex toys!
  9. If you tell your child no or spank them they are going to grow up to be the next major serial killer.
  10. If you weigh more than 120 pounds you are a fat ass that needs to stop eating
  11. If you weigh less that 120 points you are an anorexic bitch that needs the eat more.
  12. If you post anon you are a troll
  13. If you post with your name you just want attention
  14. If it hasn't happened to me You are lying and it never happened
  15. Second hand clothes make you a horrible mom
  16. If you are leaving your S/O You are stupid and screwing your kids over
  17. If you are Gay, Bi, In An Open Relationship you are a poor excuse for a person
  18. If you use a different font no one can read it
  19. The English Language is DEAD

So What All Have You Learned From CafeMom Mom Confessions?

Just so we are clear THESE ARE NOT MY VIEWS! Just the random things I have found out from this group.

by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:27 PM
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Starburst72
by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:28 PM
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you rock

Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:29 PM
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If you have only had sex with your husband, you are an uptight frigid prude and your husband WILL cheat on you because you're so boring in bed.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Lmao at the weight one and the age one
Momma4444
by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Hehe I love this!!!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:29 PM
I've learned that this group is called Mom Confessions.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:30 PM
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How to give a blow job. Seriously, I used some CM tips the other day and he is still talking about it. Blew him away, pun intended.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:31 PM
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if you stay with your SO when you are ranting about a fight, your stupid and should leave him

queentroll117
by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Because I am anon that means I am stupid
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fallenangel_353
by Nikki on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:32 PM
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Hey you forgot that they condone childhood masturbation...
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fallenangel_353
by Nikki on Jun. 30, 2012 at 3:32 PM
LOL nice

Quoting Anonymous:

How to give a blow job. Seriously, I used some CM tips the other day and he is still talking about it. Blew him away, pun intended.
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