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I have a deep confession

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when I was little I used to save my phlegm in a plastic gumball machine ball container.  I shook that habit when I turned about 17. Now that I have kids, we come across those same containers.  I started using one to store my smegma and I hide it in my underwear drawer.  One is almost full already.

Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:05 PM
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JLo1486
by Gold Member on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Don't do it! Hahaha

Quoting brettsmomma:

*going to google smegma... I sure hope it doesnt make me sick.

fucking gross. get your hand out of your vag and take yourself to counseling. 

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JLo1486
by Gold Member on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Don't do it! Hahaha

Quoting brettsmomma:

*going to google smegma... I sure hope it doesnt make me sick.

fucking gross. get your hand out of your vag and take yourself to counseling. 

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brettsmomma
by ~Tammie~ on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:13 PM

sigh.l your comment came a little to late hahahaha thankfully I didnt click images hahahah

Quoting JLo1486:

Don't do it! Hahaha

Quoting brettsmomma:

*going to google smegma... I sure hope it doesnt make me sick.

fucking gross. get your hand out of your vag and take yourself to counseling. 


ginnjuice


fallenangel_353
by Nikki on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Lol that is f-ing disgusting..
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fallenangel_353
by Nikki on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Wtf is smegma?

Quoting brettsmomma:

sigh.l your comment came a little to late hahahaha thankfully I didnt click images hahahah

Quoting JLo1486:

Don't do it! Hahaha



Quoting brettsmomma:

*going to google smegma... I sure hope it doesnt make me sick.

fucking gross. get your hand out of your vag and take yourself to counseling. 


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bearscubed
by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:16 PM

 No, you don't.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Seriously....wtf is smegma? I thought maybe phlem got autocorrected.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:16 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:16 PM
That's just disgusting..
Ur life tho
kybelle
by on Jun. 30, 2012 at 5:17 PM

nasty ass 

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