OH SH**

[Anonymous]

The big people just called me. They are making me close my CM account. And taking me prisoner in ten minutes. I won't be able to take my make up or flat iron. They made me watch Twitlight, all 3movies. I also had to give them blow jobs (as per victim's request). Only God knows what will happen to me after they take me so this is my final will:

Miss B, you will take care of my dd, I want her to be all fashionable like your dds

Betty White, I leave to you the keys to my house, I would like it to be kept nice like yours

Zombie girl I just sent dh to your house.....DO NOT TOUCH HIM -.-

Multipara........never mind

Jill Bailey you should be receiving my boys tomorrow morning just in time to go to church with you, I know they will be in good hands.

Wish me luck girls.

And please stop the bullying,God is my witness that the threats were real :(

 

[tifferie]

Good luck! I'll pray for your soul! Lol

[Rylansmommy386]

You were a brave comrad! Moment of silence in respect for the fallen errr taken CMers!

[Anonymous]

Somebody needs a life...

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 Thanks, I pray they have netflix where I'm going :(

Quoting tifferie:

Good luck! I'll pray for your soul! Lol

 

[ColtsFan1912]

muwhahaha damn you I about choked on  my dinner!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 I know! that b*tch who reported me should have read a book or something

Quoting Anonymous:

Somebody needs a life...

 

[dilateyourmind]

DUDE this place got a sense of humor in the last 24 hours. I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 I have that effect on people

Quoting ColtsFan1912:

muwhahaha damn you I about choked on  my dinner!

 

[touchingstars]

Oh nooes! We need to active a rescue team

[ColtsFan1912]

though I'm surprised you survived all three twilight movies. Doesn't that fall under cruel & unusual punishment?