The big people just called me. They are making me close my CM account. And taking me prisoner in ten minutes. I won't be able to take my make up or flat iron. They made me watch Twitlight, all 3movies. I also had to give them blow jobs (as per victim's request). Only God knows what will happen to me after they take me so this is my final will:
Miss B, you will take care of my dd, I want her to be all fashionable like your dds
Betty White, I leave to you the keys to my house, I would like it to be kept nice like yours
Zombie girl I just sent dh to your house.....DO NOT TOUCH HIM -.-
Jill Bailey you should be receiving my boys tomorrow morning just in time to go to church with you, I know they will be in good hands.
Wish me luck girls.
And please stop the bullying,God is my witness that the threats were real :(