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New Religion Or Not

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well i recently found out scientology is a total fraud. 

How the hell you gonna have a "religion" created from a bet.  

wtf kid of shit is that. 

So lets do a religion based on CM


Cafeology?


Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 1, 2012 at 3:15 PM
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alwayskk
by on Jul. 1, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Lol what I said is that I believe in humanity. They translated that into me thinking I am god. I've had this conversation more than once, in case you can't tell.

Quoting Anonymous:

God wouldn't call people dumb asses. If you said you thought you were God I'd have a good laugh.

Quoting alwayskk:

Some people on here would love to see that seeing as how their dumb asses think that I think I'm god.



Quoting Anonymous:

and here i was going to appoint you or blsd.   oh well

Quoting alwayskk:

Channing tatum is our God.



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alwayskk
by on Jul. 1, 2012 at 3:29 PM
You can. I will be manually extracting mine....

Quoting IndigoRose:



Quoting BiTcHy_MaMa:

Mmm... Works for me



Quoting alwayskk:

We will deprive him of clothes and take communion twice a day.





Quoting BiTcHy_MaMa:

Mmmmmm....he has to do the nakey dance all the time...







Quoting alwayskk:

Channing tatum is our God.

Will we be taking communion with Pina Coladas ???

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Superwomanwoods
by on Jul. 1, 2012 at 3:29 PM

I am so willing to tithe to this! haha

rosemagic01
by Ruby Member on Jul. 1, 2012 at 3:30 PM
2 moms liked this

May the Fonz be with you. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 1, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Lmao

Quoting iluv2meow:

oh shit like we need more freakin religions.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:13 PM

Possibly they think that because there are a lot of atheists who out rightly say they think they're god. Here's one I saw today.
 
by ________ on Jul. 1, 2012 at 12:44 PM

I am my own god.  And I trust myself and know myself just fine.

Quoting alwayskk:

Lol what I said is that I believe in humanity. They translated that into me thinking I am god. I've had this conversation more than once, in case you can't tell.

Quoting Anonymous:

God wouldn't call people dumb asses. If you said you thought you were God I'd have a good laugh.

Quoting alwayskk:

Some people on here would love to see that seeing as how their dumb asses think that I think I'm god.



Quoting Anonymous:

and here i was going to appoint you or blsd.   oh well

Quoting alwayskk:

Channing tatum is our God.



 

kzuehlk
by Platinum Member on Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Where do I sign up?


Quoting alwayskk:

Channing tatum is our God.

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CheesyKitty
by Cm Addict on Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Im in!
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alwayskk
by on Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Yes but when you explain yourself, you are lying, arrogant, and bashing their beliefs. I went round and round, they heard me, they just chose to twist it to fit their understanding.

Quoting Anonymous:


Possibly they think that because there are a lot of atheists who out rightly say they think they're god. Here's one I saw today.

 

by ________ on Jul. 1, 2012 at 12:44 PM




I am my own god.  And I trust myself and know myself just fine.


Quoting alwayskk:

Lol what I said is that I believe in humanity. They translated that into me thinking I am god. I've had this conversation more than once, in case you can't tell.


Quoting Anonymous:


God wouldn't call people dumb asses. If you said you thought you were God I'd have a good laugh.


Quoting alwayskk:

Some people on here would love to see that seeing as how their dumb asses think that I think I'm god.




Quoting Anonymous:


and here i was going to appoint you or blsd.   oh well


Quoting alwayskk:

Channing tatum is our God.





 

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Capricorn0119
by on Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:25 PM
If trolling is deemed a sin I'm all for it! I'm so sick of wasting time opening fake posts!
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