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how can i find out if i'm pregnant without a test?

Anonymous
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Question: How do I know if I'm pregnant? (without a pregnancy test)

Options:

Use a pregnancy test, moron.

Actually, there really is this thing you can do to find out.

ACTUALLY, I (the voter) am the moron because I picked the option that was defeating the original question.


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Total Votes: 77

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I'm kind of way too lazy to go to the store right now. Is there a way I can find out if I'm pregnant without a test, some old wives tale trick that actually usually works? 


WE HAVE SOME IDEAS!

  • pee on plate. make round puddle. cover, observe it there is oil on surface. (ewwww, last resort)
  • pee on dandelion. red spot appear? (wondering if dandelions grow here)
  • linea negera present? (check!)
  • purple vagina? (check!)
  • cervix lower? (no check, it is trying to hide from me)


What are the odds I could even BE pregnant?


I took birth control for 2 months, had my period the entire time, was not sexually active. I then meet someone days after I stopped taking it, thus stopped having my period, a couple weeks later, we start having sex. No condoms, rhythm method only. I get 2 yeast infections in which I get a full panel for STD's and thank god, don't have any. I am late for my period. When I was pregnant with my daughter, I kept getting yeast infections. My period is about a week late. Could it just been that my cycle is throw off because of the birth control??? Am I PMSing right now or do I have nutty pregnant hormones going through me? I feel fat already either way.

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:25 PM
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AngryBob
by Gold Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:26 PM
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Wait nine months...
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spicy_n_sweet
by Platinum Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:27 PM
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Wait 9 months and see what happens.

GomezMami2908
by on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:27 PM
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damn, you took my answer ;-)

Quoting AngryBob:

Wait nine months...


wkukid
by Ocean Wave on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:28 PM
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Quoting AngryBob:

Wait nine months...


This
iamcafemom83
by Platinum Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:29 PM
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Pee on the keyboard, I'll tell ya;)
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TairyHesticle
by Silver Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:29 PM
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Stick your arm up there and see if you feel anything =]
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littleacorn
by on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:30 PM
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Stole my answer.


Quoting AngryBob:

Wait nine months...

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spicy_n_sweet
by Platinum Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:30 PM
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Quoting iamcafemom83:

Pee on the keyboard, I'll tell ya;)

I see your keyboard is equipped with the standard CM pregnancy test.  

destiny2nv
by Platinum Member on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:30 PM
Do you have that creepy tool the obgyn uses to look in there? Your cervix changes when your pregnant.. do you have any other symptoms? Yeast infection isn't good enough.

....or you can piss on your keyboard like so many other people told me
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:30 PM


Quoting wkukid:

Quoting AngryBob:

Wait nine months...


This

Isn't it a little late to have an abortion then though?

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