What the hell kind of spider is this?? (WARNING POST WILL CONTAIN PICTURES OF A SPIDER)
So this spider I found out behind my house in a wood box. I cannot get a clear shot of his belly or his back. his web is sloppy, shiny, and strong. He loves to hang upside down. At first I thought he was a male brown widow, but he isn't very shiny, his body does't really resemble the body of a widow spider, and he has some HUGE ass legs, he is a very pretty spider. Then I thought brown recluse, so I tried to get a picture of his back, nearly impossible unless I wanted to lay in his web and risk getting bite, then I thought he doesn't really look like a brown recluse either, his legs are too damn long to be a recluse, he is clearly not a daddy long leg, or a speed racer demon spider or whatever the f they are called......so can you help me identify this spider?