I bend over in front of your husband just to piss you off
I waitress and so when I work occasionally I get the one nasty bitch who throws me the nasty glares because I am attractive enough to look at. I dress conservative, don't flirt, try to make eye contact more with the woman than the man. Yet still there is usually some chick who thinks I want her 350lb fat husband. I try to avoid at all costs being affected but sometimes I can't help myself when the women won't stop with the evil glare so I make every effort to bend over near their table, by their table or as I wipe the table down I purposely point my ass in the husbands viewpoint and bend over to pretend to pick up items off the floor. I will hike my boobs up and lower my shirt down so that when I bend over he gets a big ol view of my boobs. Its my guilty revenge and most of the time my tips don't suffer because of my antics. Occasionally if the woman is paying I am willing to risk the tip loss because it is fun to watch how pissed off the woman gets..
My favorite couple is the church pastor and his wife. That old bitch complained about another waitress who happens to have ginormous boobs so anytime we see them come in all the waitresses get in on the fun.