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your after-sex routine?

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Sometimes i go clean up right away because the slimy feeling can be gross. Lol. Sometimes we just cuddle and fall asleep. Sometimes we clean up, get dressed and go about the day like nothing happened ;) what about you gals?
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:11 AM
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UncertainHopefl
by Fortune Cookie on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:20 AM

*sighs* sometimes she wakes up.... ;(

Quoting Anonymous:

...you have sex when your kid is awake? o.O

Quoting UncertainHopefl:

IF the baby is sleeping I want to cuddle but he never does, just gets up and gets dressed...

IF shes not sleeping we just go about our day as normal. :)


MajorsMom8215
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:21 AM

 clean, smoke, pee, sleep  *shrugs*

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:21 AM
3 moms liked this

lol me and DH are funny. we are trying to get pregnant so we do the old fasioned way of him staying in as long as he can, with my legs up in the air to make sure the little guys make it thru. 

then we say 'ready?' 

2

3

GO

*take out penis*

*JUMP OFF*

*JUMP OUT OF BED SO AS NOT TO 'DRIP' ON THE BED*

*RUN TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE I GET MESSY*



its like a fun routine now :p 

cLanief
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:22 AM
clean up immediately... I dont like being slimey or waking up slimey and in a wet spot. Then I get my jammies on, go pee, get a drink, then go smoke.. Then pee again lmfao

Ive only fallen asleep a couple times when it was reallllllly good and tiring and couldn't move after and fell asleep.
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alexsmomma06
by Platinum Member on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Lay for a moment or two to catch my breath and calm down. Then to the bathroom to clean up, then to bed.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Clean up and pee, lay in bed and talk for a few minutes and then kiss goodnight. we always have to wait until bedtime after the kids are in bed.....
Jenny_Penny89
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Same as you!!
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Love060708kids
by on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM

Grab a towel, go to the bathroom and clean up...then go back to bed.

Ber-Lynn
by Count Me In on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM
I cough for a minute ( I don't know why but when I get off I have an uncontrollable coughing fit ) then I lay there for a moment, then I go pee, brush my teeth and go to bed.
mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on Jul. 17, 2012 at 12:24 AM
Clean up.
Sleep.
Lol only time we can is after DS is in ged
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