this is why i hate gay people.....
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i have my reasons, and while some of you dont agree i thought i would make a list of all the reasons why i hate gay people!
for one they totally taken over all the rainbows. did you know that gay people now exclusively own the rights to rainbows? the least they could do is share them but NOOOOO then they couldnt wave them in our faces while strutting down the streets in their parades.
they also are more fashion forward....ever notice that all the top designers are all gay? sometimes i wonder if all the people who hate gay people but wear expensive designer clothing realize they are directly contributing to those rich gay peoples pool parties where they get to drink all those fancy smancy drinks made by a "mixologist"...have you ever had a drink made by a "mixologist?" yeah, didnt think so.
they also get to snap their fingers whenever the hell they feel like it and bob their head to the side. i tried it once and the only thing i accomplished was blisters on my fingertips and 2 months worth of chiropractic treatments for my neck. SMDH *very carefully*
then of course, lets not forget the sex. i havent had good sex in 3 years much less crazy salad tossing, anal pounding, strap on wearing sex that all the gay people get to do....in fact i am lucky if my two pump chump comes home sober enough from his dart tournament to even get it up. do you know what i would give for a little side salad anal pounding with a strap on over here?
vent over.
Quoting Anonymous:you should get that looked at.
Quoting Anonymous:
My armpits smell bad right now.
holy shit!!!!!! i just laughed so hard i almost peed!!!!!!!!!!!
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