A bird s*** on df's head because God was mad at him
Well I was cooking so I put ds down and I spilled the peas except just enough for df so I made his plate and went back to the kitchen to finish ds and my dinner. Ds went to df and wanted his peas and Df gets pissed and says "I never get to eat!" wtfe
So I grab ds and we go to the kitchen, I made our plate and go back to the living room, I put ds on the floor infront of me and we start eating. He climbs into the chair with me, no biggie. Then he wants down but kinda falls and starts fussing.
Df gets up, grabs ds and says "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!"
So I took ds to get a bath and I came back out with ds still in my arms and yell "YOU KNOW EVERYTHING WAS FINE! YOU WERE SAYING EVERYTHING WAS LIKE A BOSS! HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU NEVER EAT! I NEVER EAT!!! IF YOUR SON WANTS SOME OF YOUR PEAS GIVE THEM TO HIM!!!!"
I walked away and he went outside. When he came back in, he showed me where a bird shit on his head lmfao
Yes, I posted this before and didn't hit anon. I reposted anon because some crazy anon will dig up old posts and say I shouldn't be marrying df