Last night I ended up getting sick. I was up almost all night vomiting. So this morning rolls around... Of course morning sex was DE-NIED... So he gets up goes to the bathroom and I hear the shower start.
This isn't unusual. He gets up every morning and takes a shower while get the kids breakfast.
I had to pee, and we only have ONE bathroom, so I go to walk in and the door is locked. He used to lock it at our old place cuz I would sneak in and throw the curtain back to scare the bajesus out of him. Lol. But we live in an old house so I can just push the door open. But it feels like something is blocking it. It's not his clothes because I push past those. It's got to be him because it's pushing back against the door. I asked him what he's doing he kept saying "nothing." and "get out of here."
At this point I know he's up to something and I wanna know what it is. I push the door enough to get my head thru. He's laying on the floor with his head against the door and the backs of his knees on the tub.
I still kept asking what he was doing even though I already knew. I was laughing and he just got up and got in the shower. I'm still laughing. He says I owe him morning head because I interrupted his alone time. Lol!!