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I sh** myself....

Anonymous
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I was sitting on the couch watching some tv while  my son was napping and my husband was on the computer. The fan was blowing on me, because its hot as balls, and it was also hitting my husband too. So.....I farted...and waited..................................................................................."OH geez! Was that you!?!"


I bust up laughing unable to contain myself, the reaction I got from him was priceless. My farts have been unusually bad lately, most of the time they don't even smell, but today, they were brutal.


I feel another fart coming on...so I let a rip... 0.0 Uh-oh...I got up real quick and he asked "What happened?"


I shit myself! And I waddle on to the bathroom...serves me right I suppose, lol.


Have a nice night ladies.

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:50 AM
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coconut01
by on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:51 AM
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leanne_7845
by Silver Member on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:54 AM
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LMAO!!  Been there, done that!


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:54 AM

 

Mommii2.1
by on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:55 AM
Lmao! Sorry its happened to my dh too
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HisBrwnEyedBaby
by Silver Member on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:55 AM
Lmao
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:55 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:56 AM
Lmfao!!!!! Ha
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:57 AM
Dh has gotten the bed twice and both times I cried from laughing so hard. Only going anon because he would kill me lol.
Sassy762
by on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:57 AM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 30, 2012 at 1:58 AM
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I went under anon because of the shame, lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Dh has gotten the bed twice and both times I cried from laughing so hard. Only going anon because he would kill me lol.


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