the stupidest thing my mil ever said

[Anonymous]

 was that if a crocodile ever went after a baby and you harm the croc you will go to jail. she said its a law in FL.

what is the craziest thing your mil ever told you?

[TattoodMommy19]

My MIL once told me it was fine to feed a newborn eggs and coffee.
Apparently that's what she fed my husband when she took him home after his birth.
O_o. my face when she said that. Lol

[twicethemomjess]

we were in a crowded gas station and the restroom was full. well i had to pee BAD. so i used the mens. she freaked out saying they were going to arrest me for using the mens restroom.

[Anonymous]

My MIL told me that I needed to breast feed my oldest for the first 2 weeks then start her on mashed potatoes and gravy so she will sleep. She also thought it was ok to give her suckers at a month old and put a shot of whiskey in her bottle for teething.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

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[Anonymous]

That the reason I had ear infections growing up was because my mother never put a hat on me when I was a baby

[Anonymous]

That the car was going to suffocate the baby because it was jealous and I needed to get rid of my 17 year old cat

[quickbooksworm]

We don't have crocodiles in Florida so it wouldn't be an issue. However if you're talking about alligators that's a different story. If you are harmed, you can defend yourself. When it is reported they will go after and destroy the gator, hunting season or not.

[mommyof11050307]

Nothing I don't speak to her. My life is less stressful with my Inlaws not around.

[quickbooksworm]

Oh and my ex MIL believes her dead daughter haunts her car.

[SalemWitchChild]

At a week old my baby was teething because he was fussy.

That I needed to give him cereal so he'd sleep better.

That when DS got teeth I couldn't breastfeed