My four yr old will not go to sleep tonight. We came in my room to lay down after laying in her bed for an hour and SO is laying on top of the covers butt ass naked. I quickly turned my daughter around and pushed her back out the door and told him to put some damn clothes on... he tried to say he didn't know he was naked. Wtf? How do you not know you're naked.... thank god I was walking in with her and she didn't just wander in in the middle of the night and see all his junk hanging out... I seriously feel like kicking his ass even though it wasn't intentional.
Before anybody freaks out, I've been with him for a looong time so he isn't just some random dude. He's been around since she was a year old.
I'm sure he's embarrassed 'cause he put some pants on and left the bedroom and hasn't come back. Lol.