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Posted by on Aug. 6, 2012 at 12:29 AM
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That I just found out I'm PREGNANT!!! I'm just so excited. We were ttc not even a month and whamo he landed lol. OK so now I wanna hear pregnancy funnies. Come one we all have them so please share em.
I'll go first, with my first pregnancy I remember I went to the doctors on a summer day and they had me sit naked on the chair that was covered in sanitary paper and wearing the paper vest thing and then the dr asks me to stand up. Well like I said it was summer time so I was freaken hot and the paper got stuck to my butt lol the Dr helped me peel it off but I was so embarrassed. I hope nothing like that happens this time around. K your turn...
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terramarie
by on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:01 AM
This last Halloween I was at my moms and was in my sisters room. I got the urge to pee so I started walking to the bathroom(6ft from sisters room) and pissed myself before I got there! everytime I got the urge to pee after that, I hauled ass to the bathroom.

Quoting Charliesmommy11:

I full on peed my pants at Walmart in the diaper isle while 20 weeks pregnant . I thought I could hold it but one good kick to the bladder and I had to walk back to my car with wet pants and squeaky flip flops .



Congrats !!!
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over40bride
by Bronze Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:04 AM

I was 21 when I went into labor with my first baby. I was living with my mother and I thought I was constipated. I was on the toilet pushing. (I had read all about false labor and I was not about to be that girl! LOL)

My mom yelled..." Get out of the bathroom. You are going to poop that baby in the toilet!"

opal10161973
by Platinum Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:04 AM

I was transitioning with my first and they needed me to not push.  So, my now Ex, gets in my face, and I am breathing his breath that smelled like BK and still pissed that he got to eat and I didn't, and he says, "You need to not push now."  My response, "I won't, if you get. out. of. my. face!"  LMAO

The whole room was laughing.

.Diddles.
by Gold Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:05 AM
Congrats!!!!
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Sammi20
by Silver Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:07 AM

Yay!!! Congrats! I just remember telling the Dr that did the ultrasound from the inside that if she pushed any harder I was going to be on her! lol

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Mrs.Bryant1201
by Platinum Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:07 AM
Congrats! We find out the sex of our new baby at the end of the month. Thats when we will announce our pregnancy!
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superm0m877
by Gold Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:09 AM

they had me give them a urine sample before the dr did an exam. When he went down there to do his exam, there was a tiny piece of toilet paper stuck to my vag. he picked it off and threw it in the trash. I was soooo embarassed!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:10 AM
I was screaming and begging the doc to give me a c-section while I was pushing my sons huge melon out, with no drugs, my mom kept a book of all the crazy shit I said! Lol, it will be great for the kids some day
sweetieiv
by Platinum Member on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:13 AM
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I am so scared of that happening to me. Its not like its preventable.
Quoting PinkieRed:

Congrats! My water broke at work during my first pregnancy, with my daughter. It was two weeks before my due date, and I wasn't even having contractions, so I was NOT expecting that to happen!

justme782
by on Aug. 6, 2012 at 1:15 AM
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No funnies but congrats!
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