weird things my so does while he sleeps.

[sophiasmommy27]

I'm in bed right now, watching tv and so is sleeping and tickling himself on his chest. he does this like every night. lmao and completely denies it if I bring it up to him.
hahahahahaha.
does your hubs or so do anything amusing while he/she sleeps?? please tell me I'm not the only one with a weirdo sleeper next to them hah.

[sophiasmommy27]

He denies snoring too. I had to record him on night and play it back for him to believe me that he snores louder than fucking holy hell. hah

[tifbrown]

My husband plays with my nipples in his sleep and never remembers doing it haha.

[Roxygurl]

Mine farts and they are stinky, sometimes they actually wake me from a dead sleep

[sophiasmommy27]

hahahh that's great! HAHAhAHA

Quoting tifbrown:

My husband plays with my nipples in his sleep and never remembers doing it haha.

[KyliesMom5]

My ex-husband would have the strangest conversations in his sleep. I could ask him questions and he would respond but then immediately go back to whoever he was talking with. It could be pretty entertaining at times. 

[MommiesPNut]

I know he's done something really funny but I can't remember at the moment. I know I always catch him smiling and talking in his sleep. And his hands like to wonder when he's asleep.

[lovinmybabyboys]

He had carried a full conversation with me. Snoring in between sentences. He never remembers it. Lol

[SamiJ18]

The other night, my dh was GROWLING and SNARLING in his sleep. It was wierd.

[AngelsFlyy]

My so pats his chest for like 5 min then rubs it for a few mins . . . maybe he thinks the baby is laying on hem

[Anonymous]

He has what I call the phantom hand it's the weirdest thing