My idiot of a 3 year old though it would be a good idea to climb the ON TOP of the tunnels at the park and JUMP off. I'm pretty fucking sure my heart stopped. I couldn't move. I don't think I was breathing either. I was sure I was dying. He landed fine in the sand. But I must give him the ultimate punishment for scaring the piss (quite seriously) out of me. All his toys are already gone he's getting liver and pees for dinner. And anything else I can think of. I am completely. Pissed and still shaking.
He competly ignored me telling him to get down and when I started running to him he fucking jumps. WHAT THE HELL!!
The hell heck fucka runnie was going though his mind. My stomach I feel like vomiting.