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i damn near died today

Anonymous
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My idiot of a 3 year old though it would be a good idea to climb the ON TOP of the tunnels at the park and JUMP off. I'm pretty fucking sure my heart stopped. I couldn't move. I don't think I was breathing either. I was sure I was dying. He landed fine in the sand. But I must give him the ultimate punishment for scaring the piss (quite seriously) out of me. All his toys are already gone he's getting liver and pees for dinner. And anything else I can think of. I am completely. Pissed and still shaking.

He competly ignored me telling him to get down and when I started running to him he fucking jumps. WHAT THE HELL!!
The hell heck fucka runnie was going though his mind. My stomach I feel like vomiting.
Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:31 PM
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Crazy-Steph
by Ruby Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:32 PM
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Please don't give him pee for dinner. Maybe some peas, though.
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kiddycat73
by Gold Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:32 PM
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I stopped reading after you called your 3 year old an idiot.
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beerabitch69
by on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:32 PM
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Idiot??
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Diva-Mami
by Silver Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:33 PM
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Thats what kids do. Get over it.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:33 PM
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Mmm liver. Ill take some as long as its cooked in onions!!!
mommaslilmen
by on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:33 PM
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Kids will be kids. Give him a time out and get over it. If he gets hurt he'll learn from it
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JessT5280
by MileHigh Mom on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:34 PM
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Uh.. He's three.
Not an idiot.
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ChunkyMonkey25
by Silver Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Yep.

Quoting kiddycat73:

I stopped reading after you called your 3 year old an idiot.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:34 PM
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I don't think she meant he is literally an idiot. I think, at least I read it as sarcasm.

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lilasmommy418
by on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:35 PM
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Wow. Calling your 3 year old an idiot. Awesome.
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