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i damn near died today

Anonymous
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My idiot of a 3 year old though it would be a good idea to climb the ON TOP of the tunnels at the park and JUMP off. I'm pretty fucking sure my heart stopped. I couldn't move. I don't think I was breathing either. I was sure I was dying. He landed fine in the sand. But I must give him the ultimate punishment for scaring the piss (quite seriously) out of me. All his toys are already gone he's getting liver and pees for dinner. And anything else I can think of. I am completely. Pissed and still shaking.

He competly ignored me telling him to get down and when I started running to him he fucking jumps. WHAT THE HELL!!
The hell heck fucka runnie was going though his mind. My stomach I feel like vomiting.
Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:31 PM
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edelweiss23
by on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Mine scare the crap out of me on a daily basis.
Just have a talk with said child and keep explaining that he scared you and it was dangerous.
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robsgurl_23
by Silver Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:36 PM

sounds like a normall 3 year old to me. My kids tried to climb on top of the tuneel things at a play ground when they saw other kids doing it and I tell them no and that it not how you play on the play ground. I use to get paranoid when my kids were on the playground on top where the higher slides are for the older kids and it would scare me. I dont think it is a reason to punish you children for playing on the playground. Just explain to your child you dont want them up on top of the tunnels or no playground this week.

KRISTAL_WILDER
by Bronze Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:36 PM
2 moms liked this

He did listen he got down lol

nikki32230
by on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Lol he isn't an idiot, he's just a three year old boy lmao I bet that was scary though...
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SpnFulOfSugar
by Platinum Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:37 PM
For real


Quoting kiddycat73:

I stopped reading after you called your 3 year old an idiot.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Punishing your kid for being a kid?
staceysgorbach
by Bronze Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Who the hell calls a 3 year old an idiot? You're the idiot OP!
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sfkdny
by Platinum Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:38 PM

idiot?  nice......

MeanMama06
by Bronze Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:38 PM

I feel sorry so sorry for your child.  You're the idiot.  Wow.

otoole
by Bronze Member on Aug. 11, 2012 at 5:39 PM

my son is barely 2 and he's always doing things that give me  heart attacks, they are goin to it either way. let him at it, wen he hurts himself he might stop doing it. boys have no fear, just dnt watch lol,

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