ugggghhhhh yeasty...

[Anonymous]

Yeah, totes tmi. So I've got a case of the burny itchies. Certain it's a yeast infection. Fortunately I found a small tube of monistat soothe the ickies cream. But now I have to go to the store and spend a small fortune on those disgusting exploding (or so it feels when they POP) vag capsules. Anybody have a remedy that doesn't involve a copay or a $20 box of monistat? Not that I can't avoid it, just stuck at home with no money until dh is off work and boy am I uncomfortable!

[.thatsme.]

Just scratch the hell out of it! JK! I have no clue hope you get it gone soon those things are fucking aggravating!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Bahaha! Wish I could say I didn't try that one already. "Maybe if I scratch it juuuuuuust a little more, it'll stop itching...." LOL

Quoting .thatsme.:

Just scratch the hell out of it! JK! I have no clue hope you get it gone soon those things are fucking aggravating!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Anyone care to help my vagina in distress?

[The_Doodle]

Jump in the shower and clean off any discharge. Lay somewhere in your house where there is a ceiling fan or where you can lie under an AC vent. Stay naked and lie on your back with your legs spread and your outer labia pulled open. The air helps sooo much. If you can't lay around nekkid, shower to clean off discharge, put on a layer of the cream and put on some loose cotton undies and no pants. Sit like a man if you sit down.

[MIA0223]

Garlic.
Tie it securely with a string, push it as far up as you can, sleep with it in.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

I have no idea how serious you are.

Regardless, this will from here on out, be my go-to answer on cafemom.

Quoting MIA0223:

Garlic.

Tie it securely with a string, push it as far up as you can, sleep with it in.

[MIA0223]

I am dead serious.
It's a natural yeast infection cure.

Quoting Anonymous:

I have no idea how serious you are.



Regardless, this will from here on out, be my go-to answer on cafemom.

Quoting MIA0223:

Garlic.


Tie it securely with a string, push it as far up as you can, sleep with it in.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Def once my 22 month old goes to bed! Don't want to scare the poor guy

Quoting The_Doodle:

Jump in the shower and clean off any discharge. Lay somewhere in your house where there is a ceiling fan or where you can lie under an AC vent. Stay naked and lie on your back with your legs spread and your outer labia pulled open. The air helps sooo much. If you can't lay around nekkid, shower to clean off discharge, put on a layer of the cream and put on some loose cotton undies and no pants. Sit like a man if you sit down.

[Dorra]

Brown Cider Vinegar!! Take a bath in it or dilute a cup in a gal of water and directly apply it (in the shower). 

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Interesting! Just like grab a clove, tie some string, and act like It's a tampon? How quickly does it work? Like, do I need to do this once and cured?

Quoting MIA0223:

I am dead serious.

It's a natural yeast infection cure.

Quoting Anonymous:

I have no idea how serious you are.





Regardless, this will from here on out, be my go-to answer on cafemom.

Quoting MIA0223:

Garlic.



Tie it securely with a string, push it as far up as you can, sleep with it in.