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It's that time again. Post your inappropriate jokes and funny pics. **ETA**

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If you're easily offended please don't comment. This post is for fun. This has been a long week and I need to laugh! Nothing off-limits, as long as it's funny!!



ETA: Just a little heads up (spoiler alert) so we don't have to keep answering "I don't get it" posts...

The Bob Marley tattoo isn't Bob Marley, it's Jimi Hendrix.

The tattoo "live like your going to die today dream like your going to live forever"... the word "your" should be "you're".Knowing this in advance will save much drama and backpedaling...you're welcome ;)

Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 17, 2012 at 5:33 PM
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kelly24019
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:54 AM

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nikki32230
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Too soon?

Quoting Anonymous:

The fuck ? are kidding me bitch ! That not funny not

One bit :"( that make me wanna cry she killed a harmless little girl!! Not cool bro -_-!! Not funny just god dam heartless " sorry for my nasty language but this lady pissed me off"




Quoting Anonymous:

Yeah, your the tool that makes these posts lame..congrats🎉





Quoting NVL0707:

So? I can voice my opinion all I want. :P







Quoting Anonymous:

I DID say if you're gonna be offended to duck out...









Quoting NVL0707:

I can't believe a mother would find this funny.sick!











Quoting Anonymous:



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Anonymous
by Anonymous 25 on Aug. 21, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Too soon for what?


Quoting nikki32230:

Too soon?



Quoting Anonymous:

The fuck ? are kidding me bitch ! That not funny not


One bit :"( that make me wanna cry she killed a harmless little girl!! Not cool bro -_-!! Not funny just god dam heartless " sorry for my nasty language but this lady pissed me off"






Quoting Anonymous:

Yeah, your the tool that makes these posts lame..congrats🎉







Quoting NVL0707:

So? I can voice my opinion all I want. :P









Quoting Anonymous:

I DID say if you're gonna be offended to duck out...











Quoting NVL0707:

I can't believe a mother would find this funny.sick!













Quoting Anonymous:




over40bride
by Platinum Member on Aug. 21, 2012 at 3:19 PM

Little girl and little boy playing outside and arguing about who has better things.

Little boy: "our house is bigger than your house"

Little girl: "No it's not. My house is just as big as yours!"

Little boy: "Well, my daddy makes more money than your dad does."

Little girl: "Not uh! My daddy makes just as much money as your dad."

Little boy stands up and pulls down his pants and says; "Well, I have one of these and you don't!"

Little girl peeks under her dress and runs home crying.


Little girl comes strutting back holding her head high, pulling up her dress and exclaims...."Well, my mother says I have one of these and because of this I cam have as many of those as I want!"

kelly24019
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Sigh... If it offends you gtfo... Plain and simple...

Quoting Anonymous:

Too soon for what?




Quoting nikki32230:

Too soon?





Quoting Anonymous:

The fuck ? are kidding me bitch ! That not funny not



One bit :"( that make me wanna cry she killed a harmless little girl!! Not cool bro -_-!! Not funny just god dam heartless " sorry for my nasty language but this lady pissed me off"








Quoting Anonymous:

Yeah, your the tool that makes these posts lame..congrats🎉









Quoting NVL0707:

So? I can voice my opinion all I want. :P











Quoting Anonymous:

I DID say if you're gonna be offended to duck out...













Quoting NVL0707:

I can't believe a mother would find this funny.sick!















Quoting Anonymous:




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