So, I was at work and this guy came in and asked me to go out on a date with him after I got off work. I told him I was married and have kids, but thanks for the invite. So he says, "Oh, you are a MILF!" He has come in several times since to buy drinks and his nickname for me now is MILF. We work with this funny old lady who tries so hard (and usually fails) to keep up with "young people slang". So she hears him call me MILF, has no idea what it means, and later she called me MILF in front of a few customers. I started laughing, she looked confused and one of the customers had this funny expression on her face, like "wtf did she just call her!!!!" When I explained what she had just called me she looked so embarrassed. Poor thing. Then she came to me later and felt the need to explain that she was not flirting or trying to be inappropriate. Just thought I'd share my funny work story with people.