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Funny Things on Facebook

Posted by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:12 AM
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"Woe is me!"  "What's wrong?"  "I don't want to talk about it." or "PM me."

PM: "I don't want people knowing I'm in a relationship."  Status:  "Thinking about that special someone."

"I hate cats."  *posts constant kitty pictures*


Please, add your own. :)


by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:12 AM
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muthrof_2
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:16 AM
*posts pic of their self*

"Gah, I'm so fat!"

*waits for compliments*
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MrsJaiClark
by Bronze Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:18 AM
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HAHA I hate that! Nobody would post pics where they truly thought they looked bad!

Quoting muthrof_2:

*posts pic of their self*

"Gah, I'm so fat!"

*waits for compliments*


bpryce
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:18 AM
1 mom liked this
Posts pic of self *likes own photo*

Posts status update *likes own status*

No shit you like it, you posted it moron!
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pinkcookie019
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:21 AM
2 moms liked this

Facebook has given me a severe case of permanent Facepalm.

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Candymonster
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:22 AM
1 mom liked this

This is pretty much the only one I've seen float around.

Quoting muthrof_2:

*posts pic of their self*

"Gah, I'm so fat!"

*waits for compliments*


mama2gg
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:26 AM
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People that post what's going on every 5min

Im sleepy just got up
Man I feel better after that shower
I wonder what I'm going to eat
Well off to work
Work sucks I hate my boss
Man what's for lunch I'm soooo hungry
Aggg I wanna go home
Ahhh on my way home
Wonder what's for dinner
Man I don't feel like cooking im going to order a pizza.
Boy my stomach is upset I wonder why
Going to watch a moive
So happy I made some snacks for my movie
Man my stomach still hurts aggg
Off to bed goodnight fb

Aggg I don't wanna go to work

Rinse and fucking repeat every day agggggggg
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jones_danielle
by Coheedgirl on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:29 AM
My fiance does that! I've called him out on it before. I also hate the "goodnight Facebook" posts. No one cares!

Quoting bpryce:

Posts pic of self *likes own photo*



Posts status update *likes own status*



No shit you like it, you posted it moron!
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ltmana
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:33 AM
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37 status updates a day.
Mirror pics, particularly duck face mirror pictures.
Photo compliment fishing.
Statuses bragging about oneself.
Bible scripture statuses. If I wanted to hear what god has to say, I'll just go to church, thanks.
Political bullshit.

Facebook isn't the problem. It's the annoying users. *sigh*
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l.e.v
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:34 AM
heres one that is always on my news feed from various people...
"bitch you better shut your mouth and stop talking shit"
"o you're so badass you talk shit about me on fb"
"im gonna kick your ass bitch, stop threatening me on fb, you know where i am come get me"


ya i see those types daily...
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Bethsunshine
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:35 AM

"I love my honey!!"  Two days later-" Men are such jerks!!" 2 days later-"Can't wait to see my baby later tonight!"  Two days later-" I'm glad I'm single!" 2 days later-" Here's a shoutout to the BEST boyfriend/fiance in the world! I love you Baby!!"

 

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