"Mommy has a belly button, Sissy has a belly button, Daddy has a belly button, I have a belly button"
"I have a chest, Sissy has a chest, Mommy has breasts nurse babies, Daddy has big breasts"
"No, Daddy has a chest like you and sissy, only big girls and ladies have breasts"
"Daddy has a chest with Big Breasts"
"no, just a chest"
"Daddy has a BIIIIIG CHEST"
Well, I cant argue with his last point, DH does have some Man Boobage going on...
I just dont want our three year old to hurt his feelings with his, three year old, observations.
Oh dear... well, maybe if he hears it from DS instead of ME for a change, he will start trying again.
ETA! I *know* men have breasts too... But my son is just learning that not all breasts are for nursing babies... Oi Vey... I don't want to confuse him even more by telling him that men have breasts too. Like it or not, FEMALE BREASTS are one of the major distinguishing features between men and women. Yes, the sex organs are the primary distinguishing feature, but you dont exactly see those while walking around in public.
So I apologize for not teaching my son that everyone has breasts... Im sure he will be fine...