OH MY F****** GOD YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

OK so there is this thing going around the net. and it says 

Grab closest book to you. 

Go to page 45. Read the first sentance.

That will tell you what your sex life is, or will be. 

I swear to fucking god, i got the closest book to me. which was "Under The Dome" by stephen king. 

and page 45 is a freaking chapter page for the title of the new chapter. 

and it said...

Lotta Dead Birds. 

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

maybe your sex is oxidizing your cartilage :P 

yeah ok. thats a stretch. go to the nearest NON medical book :P 

Quoting BamaMomto4:

These things never work out for me. lol   but here goes . Closest book is "Best Remedies "( it's a book about how to heal various health conditions)The first full sentence is " Oxidation also eats away at the cartilage that cushions your joints. "

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

hmm...thats pretty naughty. 

maybe you will one day in the future :P 

Quoting Anonymous:

Mine is "yes. At eleven o'clock mass."
Big time fail! We aren't even catholic, and if we were...no way we would be doing anything like that at mass!!

[MumsTheWord571]

Damn! All of my books are downstairs!

Ot- how are you liking under the dome? I've read it, but it wasn't one of my fav books from him.

[Anonymous 6]

Other witnesses who saw him chatting to Helen had also overheard him quoting biblical texts but added that he seemed to be a "nice guy".

Book:
the visual encyclopedia of serial killers.

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

well that sucks :( you have a problem :( 

Quoting chi_moma:

Lmao here's mine:

"about my-uh-problem," she said, "I want you to know..."

From the book Cages

[shymomof4]

What's he remembered?
50 shades freed

[RachelRoss]

shameless bump

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

of all the things that culd have been on page 45 of 50 shades....smh. thats a huge let down 

lol 

here. this is page 45 from my 50 shades :) much better

I am restless that night, tossing and turning. Dreaming of smoky gray eyes, coveralls, long legs, long fingers, and dark, dark unexplored places.

Quoting Anonymous:

I think it's called cooking.


50 shades.

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

nice :P 

Quoting Anonymous:

"Stop fighting it!"  *gigglesnort*

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

mmmm i know too :P good one! 

Quoting Mami2oneboy:

.."Thinking about it, and yet I hardly know him".
50 shades darker

Lol oh I know him!