OH MY F****** GOD YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING
OK so there is this thing going around the net. and it says
Grab closest book to you.
Go to page 45. Read the first sentance.
That will tell you what your sex life is, or will be.
I swear to fucking god, i got the closest book to me. which was "Under The Dome" by stephen king.
and page 45 is a freaking chapter page for the title of the new chapter.
and it said...
Lotta Dead Birds.