OH MY F****** GOD YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Anonymous]

OK so there is this thing going around the net. and it says 

Grab closest book to you. 

Go to page 45. Read the first sentance.

That will tell you what your sex life is, or will be. 

I swear to fucking god, i got the closest book to me. which was "Under The Dome" by stephen king. 

and page 45 is a freaking chapter page for the title of the new chapter. 

and it said...

Lotta Dead Birds. 

[over40bride]

Hmmmm,

Mine is: 'She sat with her injured left side to the window, hoping to avoid questions from other passengers.'

This is from a book that my dogs veterinarian wrote called The Second Floor.

It's like a Sleeping with Enemy story but with a ghost.

[BamaMomto4]

And to think it is in my kid's textbook. I'm shocked I tell ya. shocked  . Who in their right mind would assign such a filthy book to a 15 yr old? They ought to be taken out and  ...Oh ...wait .....ummm  ....uuuhhh.....I was the one who chose it. ....   ummmm......  nevermind.         LOL

Quoting Anonymous:

HAHAHA omg thats filthy

Quoting BamaMomto4:

I got up out of my chair and grabbed the astronomy text book(Signs & Seasons: Understanding the Elements of Classical Astronomy). First full sentence on page 45 is " Just like the Earth, the Celestial Sphere also has both North and South Celestial Poles. "       

Quoting Anonymous:

see? kinky! LOL

...only the dirtiest of minds would find that dirty...hehe

Quoting BamaMomto4:

Page 45 of the cooking book has a recipe for "Ladies' Spiced  Coffee" the first sentence in the directions is " Combine all ingredients in small jar and cover tightly "

Quoting Anonymous:

DO THE COOKING BOOK :) 

Quoting BamaMomto4:

Most of my books are on my Nook Color or not in the room I am in. I do have a  few others nearby , one is titled Ultimate 4 ingredient Cookbook, another is titled Everything 101: A Complete Education in a Snap, and a couple of textbooks that I ordered for my 15 yr old.

.Quoting PepperWillow:

I had a reference book too i opted to get the closest storybook instead and it was much funnier.

Quoting BamaMomto4:

These things never work out for me. lol   but here goes . Closest book is "Best Remedies "( it's a book about how to heal various health conditions)The first full sentence is " Oxidation also eats away at the cartilage that cushions your joints. "

[Nicollynne]

Mine is "Puffs of gun smoke rose from the grassy crest."

LOL  it's from one of my husband's western novels.

But, from another book sitting next to me, it says,

"...but his strength remains."  LMAO!!!

[julie515]

Hahahahahaha. No book near me. Sorry.

[BamaMomto4]

hmmmm.... that could mean   smoking hot sex in a field of grass.

Quoting Nicollynne:

Mine is "Puffs of gun smoke rose from the grassy crest."

LOL  it's from one of my husband's western novels.

[littlemonaghan]

"Harry jumped up as though he had received an electric shock, knocked over his chair, and started snatching anything and everything within reach from the floor and throwing it into his trunk."

hmmm....does this mean I get to hook up with Harry Potter?

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

OOO good catch!!! 

Quoting BamaMomto4:

hmmmm.... that could mean   smoking hot sex in a field of grass.

Quoting Nicollynne:

Mine is "Puffs of gun smoke rose from the grassy crest."

LOL  it's from one of my husband's western novels.

[opal10161973]

Closest book to me was a Ststistics book.  This is the first sentence:

Are the survey results presented in a way that is fair an objective?

O_o

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

well...are they? ^_-

Quoting opal10161973:

Closest book to me was a Ststistics book.  This is the first sentence:

Are the survey results presented in a way that is fair an objective?

O_o

[etsmom]

Both of us fought down the wild desire to surrender to what we felt.